Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Specialization in MBA's ..Take a Pick

Ok this one is courtesy my Friend from GIM....Mr. JHA aka Severus Snape

here's the persepective of various type of gals we encounter in MBA

Finance( FIN)

tu fin ki kudeeeee
tujhe roi ki padeeee
tu fin ki kudeeeee
tujhe roi ki padi
Din bhar poche....
apna CV...
trea IRR tera NPV
din bhar pochheeee...
apppnaaaa CVeeeeee
TERE IRR ...TERA NPV
nukmbers me teri jaan basi
excel ke jaal me to aisi phasi...
tu fin ki kudeeeeeeeeeee
ja TU BHAAAAAAD ME GAYEEEEEEEEEEEEE

System( SYS)

Tu SYS KI KUDEEEEEEEEEEE
tu sys ki kudeeeeeeeeeee
NETWORK se judeeeeee
tu sys ki kudeeeeee
network se judeeee
tujhe dekh ke dil mera crash hua
aur fir na refraaash hua...
maine chhaan ditta har database...
mainu mila tere varga face
tu sys di kudeeeeeeeee
HAI TU HACK HUI!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAI TU HACK HUI!!!!!!!!!!!!
tu sys ki kudi....
hai tu hack hui....

HUMAN RESOURCE( HR)

ECHAAAR ki kudee...
tu dil le udee
HR ki kudee
tu dil le udi...
tu hot bandi
meri lagi gandi
tu hot hot bandi
meri lagi gandi
maine diya tera har psyco test
and i still think ur the best
HR ki kudeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hai tu headhunt hui!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OHHHHHHHHH YEAHHEHHH


Cheers!!!!

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